Because shredders need soft ends too.

Your pedals cost more than your car. You haven’t changed strings in six months. And your beard? Looks like it’s been living in your amp case.

Riffmaster Beard Butter is here to fix at least one of those problems. Packed with Shea, Mango, and Cocoa butters, it melts into your beard like your ego into a mirror, deeply, completely, and with just a hint of distortion.

It smells like smooth riffs and questionable decisions, warm, woodsy, and just clean enough to pretend you have your life together. Think "lead guitarist energy" with better hygiene.

Works great before gigs, after gigs, or during that 3-hour “tone quest” that nobody asked to hear.

Rub it in like you’re polishing your favorite Strat. But, y’know… your face.