Because if your voice cracks, at least your beard won’t.

You’re not technically the whole band, but let’s be honest, you're the reason the bartender even pays attention. And if your vocals can’t always hit the high notes, your beard sure as hell can hit the soft ones.

Frontman Beard Butter is whipped up for the mic-grabbers and stage-divers, with Shea, Mango, and Cocoa butters to keep your beard smoother than your pickup lines and way more reliable than your in-ears.

It’s bold, bright, and charming in that “I-swear-I’m-nice-off-stage” kind of way, the kind of scent that shows up early, stays late, and maybe flirts with your ex.

Slather it on. Soften your scruff. Command the room. Then pretend you didn’t see your bandmates mouthing “this guy again.”